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fun fact: we could accelerate a huge spaceship to approximately 3% speed of light with technology that we have today.
nuclear fission + ion drive would do that.
at this speed, traversing the entire galaxy (Milky Way) once would only take about ~5 million years, or about 1/1000 of the time that life has existed on Earth.
“Shartspeed, Number 2.”
so many good ways to tell the crew to do something… “engage”… “Hit it”… you went to fart?
Maybe… “Pull the finger” or something
NOW THIS IS PODRACING
This is why you should eat more fiber and not strain yourself while shitting.
You obviously haven’t seen the highest rated shits on ratemypoo dot com
No way that website still exists…
It doesn’t, it links to a porn website now, which is why I didn’t post the exact URL.
Break it so
Fun fact, “Fart” means “Speed” in swedish.
FULL FART FRAMÅT!!
gives
a whole new meaningFunnier fact, speed bump is farthinder in swedish.
“fartshump” in Norwegian, some people will also say “fartsdump”
So what’s warp speed?
Those are inefficient bean manifolds
“Diverting more power to thrusters sir!”
the bean flow increases
The engines on the Hail Mary
The warp core has gone to shit and all we’ve got left are ranch style, what shall we do sir?
Divert all power to lactose intolerant propulsion!
This is someone’s fetish
I had a discussion on Reddit about how farting into space isn’t possible…
Too bad I can’t access it anymore because they restricted my account due to age verification.
Well, yeah. This setup would see people turned inside out on the way out the butt holes.
Okay, so can you, a man of science, make recommendations as to the design of a safe flatus-pulse drive?
I think it would involve taking the human out of the equation and instead genetically modify the microbes directly to as efficiently as possible convert all bean to the more volumnous fart. Then we can compress it with solar power and liquefy it for long term storage for eventual use as rocket propellant.
Thank you for your contribution to humanity’s future :)
Exactly lol
EJECT THE WARP CORE!!!
perfect
TIL Dave Contra is a Lemming.
