Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago"Can I open those for you, ma'am?"lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square116linkfedilinkarrow-up1578arrow-down110
arrow-up1568arrow-down1image"Can I open those for you, ma'am?"lemmy.dbzer0.comViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square116linkfedilink
minus-squareokwhateverdude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·4 days agoTo the baby: “Excellent vintage. You’ll want to make sure those nips aerate before enjoying so they are fully erect.”
minus-squareSkunk [any]@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up27·4 days agoPSA: Don’t let mother’s milk turn vintage
To the baby: “Excellent vintage. You’ll want to make sure those nips aerate before enjoying so they are fully erect.”
PSA: Don’t let mother’s milk turn vintage
Shaken, not stirred