For sure instead of having your child scarred for life from a vaccine like the picture shows, a mild case of death is preferable.
Stay safe out there, vaccines contain stuff with long words that sound dangerous. There are also many rumors that vaccines can cause all sorts of weird things you wouldn’t believe.
Absolutely outrageous, they also contain vitamins, and did you know vitamins are chemicals!!! Better to avoid that shit. With artificial flavor and color you get way fewer chemicals.
For sure instead of having your child scarred for life from a vaccine like the picture shows, a mild case of death is preferable.
Stay safe out there, vaccines contain stuff with long words that sound dangerous. There are also many rumors that vaccines can cause all sorts of weird things you wouldn’t believe.
In case you wonder, this is sarcasm.
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Wash that down with a Diet Coca-Cola™. Vitamins keep the bubbles fizzy!
Oh no, I drank some Dihydrogen monoxide! I hope I don’t die, cases of death from Dihydrogen monoxide exposure are quite common
Absolutely outrageous, they also contain vitamins, and did you know vitamins are chemicals!!! Better to avoid that shit. With artificial flavor and color you get way fewer chemicals.
Technically correct.
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No I report you! Look at the smart guy here, using fancy pantsy words like “implying”, as if that’s even a real word. ;)
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If it helps, I have to admit, that if the punctuation is correct, it’s purely accidental. It’s kind of on a timer. ;)
I’ve been seeing that a lot here lately. Wait, I joined Lemmy like 3 days ago.
Also mild case of collateral infant death is much more preferable. Ain’t my kids anyway.
A nice side effect is that your child never ages? Such a gift