Ah-ho!

Mirepoix is in a lot of stuff besides soup as well. Onions, carrots, and Celery base.

Yes, because the solution to misogynistic chauvinism is misandronistic chauvinism. Brilliant thinking… That’ll alter things for the better.

That’s easy! 1: Coffin 2: Headstone 3: septic tank 4: bad parachute 5: cemetery plot

There’s, uh, a bit of a theme with these though.

I partly agree with “It’s only by rectifying the past that we can solve the future”… but you cannot do that while being unconcerned with the present.

True… but that rolls off the tongue better than, “The not-quite-friendly business partner of my country’s toxic monsters is my friend.”

Republicans ARE our common enemy, at this point… Democrats have been an “enemy of my enemy” scenario for decades now, but they are LITERALLY the lesser of two evils. Howsabout we get rid of this BS two-party system that’s allowed the Overton window to go so far right? Maybe start there, not "work with cuntservatives.

Welcome to Worcester! Dollah twenty-five, pal!

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“Ok at best” is generous…

Yeah, he “won” against Tyson. Tyson looked old and weak, legs were not with him… Paul didn’t even go full ham, Tyson barely threw punches, and you could tell it wasn’t full effort for either fighter.

Assuming you’re not trolling… Seriously, why?

More like: Tell me you’ve never tasted house keys without telling me you’ve never tasted house keys.

Plot twist: Both children are named ‘Me’ and they are praying for the other to win

Kill… meeee.

Don’t even need magic… just non-brown eyes.

Livin’ up to that username, kid.

Cool, cool… Anywho, tell me more about this spotted oak tree.

…go on.