Assuming you’re not trolling… Seriously, why?

More like: Tell me you’ve never tasted house keys without telling me you’ve never tasted house keys.

Plot twist: Both children are named ‘Me’ and they are praying for the other to win

Kill… meeee.

Don’t even need magic… just non-brown eyes.

Livin’ up to that username, kid.

Cool, cool… Anywho, tell me more about this spotted oak tree.

…go on.

Someone did!

Sparrow. Aka: Captain Yak Sparrow.

“Kai” would sound closer in pronunciation.

I mean… yeah? That’s why we are where we are. The past dictates the present that makes the future… or some other more eloquent expression.

Left after RiF went down. Stuck with Lemmy, mostly because my consumption of useless doomscrolling was in need of a reduction. Still here, even if lemmy does have a stark difference in user interaction compared to Reddit. This place is slightly less toxic overall, and I think that’s worth something.

What’s that last one from?

This is not shit post… it is a grain of wisdom made manifest.