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10 months ago“I never thought the leopards would eat my face”


“I never thought the leopards would eat my face”


What are you talking about? I see that motherfucker in the mirror every day.
No Dean Spanley? Not a good list.


Didn’t think I’d see Lamb Chop today.

What’s the mitigation?
I won’t have made it through the day until it hits midnight or the thermostat drops below 25° C, whichever is soonest.
Further to that, I’d just like to add: Fuck Nestle.
Sausage.