So as usual, America continues to be correct

Perhaps you’ve momentarily forgotten about USA’s metric vs imperial nonsense

Once in awhile when I’m feeling naughty I’ll drink flavored sparkling water and I definitely notice it leaves me feeling comparatively unquenched & slightly unwell afterwards. I’m telling you water is the best hydration, pure water, of course we need the electrolyte nutrients to fully get the full effectiveness of the hydration like potassium magnesium sodium, if it’s not already in our food we can supplement those 3 things, but yeah water + sodium + potassium + magnesium is perfect hydration & no other liquids are necessary. Any other liquids people drink are for comfort & taste.

Everything else except water is literally dehydrating. Water quenches my thirst. I’ve had a massive water drinking daily habit for 30 years.

Marie apparently didn’t understand the concept or purpose of dates, and apparently wasn’t sexually driven whatsoever.

Water water water all day every day & nothing else appeals to me & nothing else will satisfy me.

That’s weird it was so dark you could barely see the familiar path in front of you, yet 20 feet ahead you saw a rattlesnake clearly enough to see its pattern and know that it’s a rattlesnake?

I work to complete exhaustion of my body & mind & soul EVERY FUCKING DAY. People drain my very SOUL and ALL my muscles. Do you think there should not be a high value placed on that?? I give my absolute ALL to appreciative repeat customers, and you think that’s not worth a living wage?

What is your opinion of massage therapists?

Maybe you think massage therapists are only worth pennies because perhaps you have some stereotypical perception of submissive Asian ladies who you can’t communicate with due to language barrier, so they don’t talk and they were raised with a slave work ethic mindset. Hell they might even be trafficking slaves who barely get paid because they’re illegally massaging without licences.

Yesterday I had to renew my bi-annual massage license which cost $330 which is 2-3 days of net pay for me. That hurt a lot because I’m still trying to pay off my credit card after getting new belts on my vehicle & rear differential service & brake fluid exchange & coolant flushing & pinion seal repair & new key fob all at once which cost $4700, and I fucking LIVE in this car because my job doesn’t pay me enough to afford rent or mortgage anywhere.

I’m a Caucasian American girl who grew up surrounded by millionaires and I paid $10k out of my own pocket to graduate from an accredited massage school in Falls Church Virginia near where the Kennedy family lived during Kennedy’s presidency. I eat clean & exercise hard & painstakingly maintain my mesomorphic 104 lb tiny frame. Jaws drop & heads turn whenever I walk by people, and they know I work hard for all this. And I know my value.

I give my all to my job, my body-mind-soul yet they do not pay me enough to live comfortably. They pay me enough to live in my car and buy enough food to survive.

RIP Rose Kennedy

You think that’s outlandish? I’m pretty sure both you & I are aware that there are people who earn more than that per year for doing a whole fuckton less work than I do. People lose their minds over how good & essential massages feel, and they keep coming back for more. IF YOU APPRECIATE US SO MUCH, PAY US ACCORDINGLY!! WE’RE NOT SLAVES!

The harder I work, the more money I deserve. Five happy glowing grateful clients a day. Great for them, exhausting for me.

Whip it? Thought he meant whip it out for a session of boredom-busting nut-busting.

I don’t know how anybody at any age could pretend to be interested & stay awake during those types of meetings.

Next do Bohemian Rhapsody by QUEEF.

Hollywood stopped making fun movies because they saw how it was affecting the mass public. Wild behaviors seemed normalized and people were acting out wildly 😄

No more.

So a pedophile is somebody who loves children, in a good wholesome way, like kindergarten teachers we have fond memories of.

Pedo predators are the bad people who belong in prison.

Ok but seriously “-phile” implies a CRAZED over-the-top unhealthy fixation with something.

Bibliophile? That’s great that you love reading books but you probably should find some balance in your life and get out into the world more.

Cinephile? That’s great that you enjoy all things cinema, but you should probably find some balance in your life and get out into the world more.

Etc 😄

Anyway isn’t it weird to have the same doctor from age 0 to 18 years old? About age 15 is when kids get uncomfortable going to their pediatrician aka “baby doctor”. Ages 15 to 18 should transition to mainstream primary care providers.

Unrealistic without hauling around a huge heavy tank of helium.

And we all know that kind of money is certainly floating around and landing in some people’s hands. I’m one of those people who is deserving of $1,000 per client. I work my ass off to exhaustion. And not only do I work hard but I take impeccable care of my health too, this is over-the-top perfection here. Pay people what we’re worth.

Thank you yeah I work my ass off to complete exhaustion every day, and I deserve $1,000 per client, but I only get paid $1,000 every two weeks 😭 and anyone who can afford massages can certainly afford to pay me $1,000 per massage. I must find a way to make this happen.

I’m a massage therapist 😄

The preceding conversation taught me that scrub-wearing people who work in hospitals don’t wear their scrubs outside the facility & don’t have to wash them themselves, they leave their scrubs at work and there’s a separate crew responsible for scrubs laundry.

My life is not like that.

The worst filth my scrubs ever encounter are my own body sweat & occasional massage lotion mishaps.