Wow so the animation is really from 2015? It even looks ancient and aged, circa 1980s. And wouldn’t it be in poor taste for any syndicated humor comic to make 9/11 jokes?

😆🤷🏼‍♀️ It’s funny because if you saw me you’d never guess I feel this way C’est moi & boyfriend 😆

This is too relatable. The moment I see bloatware I uninstall it. I truly feel the same way about “friends.” I don’t see what purpose they serve other than take up my time and exhaust me.

That cartoon is copyrighted 2015? I thought Ziggy was a cartoon from the early 1980s 🤔

But I like traveling. My boyfriend is in arizona, and my two favorite beaches are in California 2 hours apart from each other. I like to drive and travel. Some people prefer car-free life for its simplicity & economy, but freedom & travel define my whole life.

The only time I know YouTube view counts are accurate and not being fuzzed, is when I upload a video, instantly make it private, and never click on it. Zero views. Confirmed. 😊🤷🏼‍♀️

How is the childcare being funded? Are the childcare providers being paid a living wage? Is it being funded under the same umbrella as elementary schools?

Let green text guy live his own definition of an ideal life, but it would be a pretty pathetic life for me if the only place I ever had to go was the grocery store.

Right, the question came from my own head and I didn’t put a whole lot of thought into it, but basically I want to know if there’s any statistic that can show us what percentage of humans over the age of 30 actually are self-sustaining? They have a job and pay for their own food and shelter and bills and take care of themselves and don’t need anyone else to sustain their basic survival?

Are you on a desktop computer? Maybe that’s why you don’t have access to emojis. Many of us are on smartphones. Emojis built-in to the keyboard.

Aww❤️ you brought back a memory when my son was 3 years old learning how to read and he saw a commercial for a VTech bicycle and he wanted it so badly he said “Mom I want a VETCH,” yes he pronounced it “vetch” so cute learning how to read, my heart absolutely melted with preciousness, you better believe we got him that VTech bicycle for Christmas 🥰 Ahh his JOY when he saw that Christmas present!

Insert butt plug

I’ve been around for decades too, even living in California, and the first time I’ve heard the word is recently with the new generation of tiktok people.

What year did you first start hearing the word rizz?

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McChicken sandwich is human meat?

Thank you 🙏🏼 You’ve given me a new go-to nighttime need-to-stare-at-my-screen-until-my-eyes-burn-and-fall-asleep pastime. I enjoyed cloudhiker last night and it felt a million times less psychologically damaging than the toxic waste of reddit-facebook-instagram-twitter all which I’ve despised for years…and I still love Lemmy but requires too much thinking & participation when I’m exhausted at the end of the day and falling asleep 😴 Now it’s 3am and I feel another nap coming on…😴

One day in 2012 at McDonald’s drive thru, talking to a real human on site through the speaker just like the good old days, I ordered

“A Filet o’ Fish.”

Imagine my surprise at the dollar total and when they handed me a bag of

EIGHT Filet o’ Fish.

Okay then anyone who DID vote for him is a big nobody. How about that?

If everyone in the world was on one universal time, some people would be functioning in the dark while people on the other side of the world are functioning in the daylight. Not fair. Time zones are essential. And yes, in most places in the world, 12:00 p.m. is when the sun is highest in the sky.