Wow, @ickplant are you shooting your own photos?
Are you a professional? This shot is phenomenal.

Jupp, teeth have to go too.
A gizzard is so much easier to maintain.

Becoming emotionally dependent on someone you pay for intimacy is an extremely precarious thing, not just for the client but also the seller.
Please do not give yourself or them the risk of being tempted by that.
Go to a community center instead, volunteer at an animal center, go to a soup kitchen, donate some clothes at a shelter.
All these places can give you a sense of belonging if you are seeking a genuine connection, don’t worry about being desperate, as long as you respect peoples boundaries it will get better with time.

What a stinkeye. 😂

Such a fitting name… telling people that they are worse than slaves, mere cogs in their machine and still they have no choice but to turn.

Jup, at the current size it is actually manageable.

Looks similar to a syringe, i guess it prevents them from swallowing too much air?

You can style it with wax to make it point outwards!
Try it out, it could make you look dapper.

I have so much empathy for parents with their seemingly endless patience, I know I wouldn’t last a month in their position.

But may not fly in may.

There is also the fact that humans can use sign language to form sentences even if they never heard speech.

He said he likes waffles -> He hates pancakes! Type logic.

Cheeks stuffed full of fruit, live is good.

For world domination.
First henchman reporting in btw.

Kinda, yeah.
The analogy I like best is that dogs are like eternal kindergartners, they are equivalent in mental capacity to a small child and never develop beyond that point.
I think it is kind of pointless to have something (someone?) like that around if you are not there for them most of the time.
Some workplaces allow you to have your dog with you but that is very rare.

They are in the place with the most shade, since the trunk is a cylinder, the “best spot” becomes a line instead.

Frick is such a good name, but every time they are brought up in conversation the other party is going to raise some eyebrows. 😆

mimimi

ffmpeg is such a great piece of FOSS, it really is a backbone of the internet.

Looks like the Fry meme. :)