


Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!



Just stick your hands between your buttocks. That’s nature’s pocket.


Multiple HTTP requests can be performed over a single connection, and not all connections are for HTTP requests in the first place. The only way to know that an HTTP request is being made (or how many) is to actually see the requests.


It would be a privacy nightmare, of course. Either we would all have to install monitoring software on our devices, or we would have to allow ISPs to break HTTPS.


What are you suggesting should have been done here?
“Pissing in the soup” doesn’t really work here unless you’re adulterating the software with something malicious.


Assuming a ~20% shift towards pro-choice opinions I would expect more pro-choice laws, not an orgy of casual abortions.


Polling suggests that around 70% of women and 50% of men support abortion, though. If those stats simply reversed then nothing really changes.
Did what? Did what??


Independence Day was peak 1990’s Americana.


To be fair, there are important differences between open source and closed source software.
I once blew a coworker’s mind with Alt-Tab.


Are the mashed potatoes buttered, or plain?
I started using a white noise machine and fans on high when I lived down the block from a hospital emergency room. It sounded like a jet engine in my bedroom, but my brain learned to interpret the white noise as profound silence. I moved away from the hospital zone but still use the white noise to sleep.


Everyone knows that foods are extended along the axis with a circular cross section.
i.e., burgers stack higher, hot dogs grow longer.


They do pay for their power. The bill would require them to pay for grid upgrades that their usage makes necessary.


I’m curious how it’s considered a “layoff” if it’s based on performance rather than the job itself being eliminated.