I just realized thunder+bird is wordplay for fire+fox. Damn am I slow.

“Not everything is a lesson Ryan, sometimes you just fail.”

Helmets

That stupid graveyard in Dark Souls 1

There is no change to the current price of your Prime membership. We will also offer a new ad-free option for an additional $2.99 per month* that you can sign up for here.

Then there is a price change you damn dimwit, you just gave the shitty tier the same pricing as the old normal tier, and amped up the normal tier by $3.00. I absolutely hate the wording for this, you just know it was to be able to not release the ad membership at a lower price.

Bro gets it

Ah, the funky Spiderman.

Notifications fucking suck, if it isn’t either my alarm or my grandma’s emergency button, my phone ain’t gonna do a damn thing to alert me.

😃

Man, fuck Burger King.

Whoa I didn’t know Okular had a mobile version. Thanks, gotta give it a try!

Too much rage bait, also after a time in here it’s quite apparent how much the algorithm tries to push you to addiction.

I miss the niche communities tho.

Littering

Don’t take life too seriously.

Setting up boundaries.

Lil bro thinks he is Sonic 😭

I always thought it was the proportions that weren’t healty. You get 50% bread, 50% meat, with a tiny slice of lettuce in the middle.

Congrats dude, you have a hobby. Enjoy your time, life it’s all about the small things :)

I would like to know every song’s lyrics upon hearing the first 10 seconds, think of the karaoke nights 🎤

I would see value on this for making excuses to my boss. Extra points if you mimic some meeting services crash screens.