frustratedphagocytosis

Bring them over to the US, we always have money for new prisons and are experimenting with new forms of state murder with horribly insufficient oversight

Honestly, once it was clear to me as a kid making sense of the whole uterus thing that I could only make human babies, not kittens, I lost all interest in that pursuit. Got sterilized, will keep adopting cats until I am old and grouchy

I leave the TV on all day for the cats, I’m sure they’re getting lots of useful data while they sleep in front of MASH reruns

I literally inherited a massive collection of these when my ex died because his family didn’t want to deal with them. I tried to save one of each plug type but I couldn’t store 50 lbs of adapters forever

Without cheese, the sauce gets a layer of dried, often burnt, sauce in areas not covered by toppings. It’s OK once in a while, but not great.

I like pizza, but don’t like cheese. Without cheese, the sauce gets dried out, so I order regular pizza and eat the toppings, then peel and discard the cheese before eating the rest. Sometimes I pile the toppings and reapply them to the cheese-free pizza afterwards.

Back in the day, I’d be thrilled to read something like this, but now all I hear is ‘look at how many new ways the Google overlord can fuck humans up with protein mutations to eliminate fragile meat-based enemies’

It looks like a protection racket with extra steps. An unpleasant solution presented by the problem creator. Why is this not banned?

Their plan to deal with overcrowding in jails for people who can’t afford bond is to send them four or five hours away? Doesn’t that make it ridiculously difficult for someone to arrange legal representation or be able to make court dates in the original jurisdiction? If they can’t afford bond, would their family members even be able to go there for visitation?

Not surprised that a company named after the god of war is an international war sponsor

I nearly missed a jury duty notice because of this habit. I only check if I know money or a specific bill is coming.