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15 days agoShazbot!


Shazbot!
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So you’re ready to move on and do them as an adult?


On the bright side, they are giving Iran a reason to rethink their views on nuclear weapons, so they may end up being right in the long run…


You haven’t taken a real shit until you’ve wiped your ass with classified papers.
No you didn’t!


I need to check for a concussion. Please count the five lights.


She hasn’t taken over yet. There’s still time!
That’s a feature not a bug.


That’s what the pitchfork is for. Keep everyone moving so we burn evenly.
Maybe they want the aggression.
You could but it wouldn’t have the same crunch.