This reminds me of the same naming treatment that telephones got, once something else got called a phone

Had a long distance gf when I was 14 who told me she would break up with me if I didn’t show my D on Skype. We were both minors but it definitely ticks the coercion box

I could say the same for your point, since you clearly have the freedom to work at a job that you enjoy

It’s all relative to how privileged you were in school vs how privileged you are in your job market

“For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: ‘It might have been’”

I often think about that quote whenever I miss the past. Nostalgia is inevitable, but regret over missed opportunities is never guaranteed :,)

…unless you fuck up by not assuming anything

AKA being autistic

Learned that the hard way when I was best friends with someone who literally obsessed over their life being like a real-life K-drama

The thing about people who thrive on being the center of drama is that eventually you will be a part of it even if you try your damnedest not to

I’m just saying, in school you still had your whole life ahead of you, including your 20s

Everything was fun and exciting. The consequences of forgetting stuff or messing up weren’t as bad. You weren’t forced to work with anyone. Making friends was much easier. There were clubs and activities

Literally the first two lines of their anthem

Size up, never skinny!
It not fit small body!

I can just hear him doing that nasal cry of pain

EEEEAAHHHHHH!!!

You will when you’re 24 with a shitty retail job and no friends…

If there’s any still in there, you’re doing it wrong

Ok while we’re at it, I don’t know the difference between a harpoon and a bayonet. One’s a knife rifle, the other’s a knife rifle

Edit: googled it to make my ignorance obsolete, this has been a good laugh

Oh that’s just the exothermic indication light. All it means is that the temperature needs to be recalibrated, nothing too fancy

Middle aged white mom saying ayo bruh 💀

Weird Al and Damon Albarn who are still alive and not evil would like a word

Citing AI as your source really is something

I drew a bayonet on his back, an eyepatch on his head, and you expect me to know what some funny colorful shapes mean?

They’re surgical scissors I’m just really bad at drawing them

And he’s not a pirate, I just imagine him to be… piratey for some reason

Really cuz that’s remarkably tame compared to the usual stuff

Fr, I always thought a magic system that actually involves knowingly tapping into an extradimensional field of energy makes way more sense

Something like training yourself into stepping into a state of consciousness between wakefulness and sleep paralysis to channel astral energy with your mind. That’d be the sickest shit ever