Andrew, the consequences of your actions are knocking on your door came to visit you on your birthday.

Also called a “Schroedingers Douchebag”. An efficient way of moving the overton window.

I went travelling in the 90s, for a year. I spoke to my family once or twice on the phone while I was gone. One time at Christmas, when I knew someone would be home, and the 2nd time on a date we had agreed on before I left.

It was awesome to be unreachable.

In communist Russia, turns out social media is just like in capitalist west.

Just don’t use it for sensitive data.

Too late.