if buying isn’t owning, piracy isn’t stealing.

water is wet, fork found in kitchen

I got fired from my job at the calendar factory

I took too many days off

thanks, I just discovered something new that I like

Lebanese supermarket near me sells coffee with ‘hel’. Had no idea what it was, so I bought it. Turns out it’s cardamon and tastes great.

and Narnia

I like to be different and go shoe/sock

about the size of the one in this music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3_drgbsLRE

Gravy. I always thought it was hard, whenever I made it I’d get lumps and it would be bad. Then I learnt the trick is to fry the flour in oil/butter/fat first, then add the meat juices/stock

Why do french people only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

yes, and on nebula as well I think