Welcome. Welcome to City 420.

Nichael is not on board.

FL stands for flared base

“Combigent?” Hm, I never heard that word before I moved to Microsoft.

You’d think these are all just thought experiments, but nature and humanity really said “fuck Point Nemo”:

The oceanic pole of inaccessibility, also known as Point Nemo, (…) is the place in the ocean that is farthest from land. (…)

The area is so remote that, since no regular marine or air traffic routes are within 400 kilometres (250 mi), sometimes the closest human beings are astronauts aboard the International Space Station when it passes overhead.[23][24]

(…)

Point Nemo is relatively lifeless; its location within the South Pacific Gyre blocks nutrients from reaching the area, and being so far from land it gets little nutrient run-off from coastal waters.[23]

Awesome glasses

What a weird Labubu.

Sounds like quite the tragedy!

I WANT YOU

FOR U.S. ARMY

Narcs’ Neneration

People will see this and just think “Cowabunga”

Ah yes, the CHAD stack!

Me: Doctor, what is wrong with me?

Doctor: You need to get laid.

I’m afraid I just federated myself

Too shit to be posted

Yeah.

1. That’s terror.

I’m imagining Trump standing in a shit trench, looking confused.

Maybe not the load bearing drywall, but a flight of stairs leading down to a window you’d easily crash out of if you tripped and the fire hazard of the innumerable outlets in the kitchen were at best questionable in terms of safety.

Yet here I am, able to restart it over and over again.

Ho… hold it. Hold it just a little longer…