At this level it doesn’t even have to be a bribe. I’m sure the judge is aware of stochastic terrorism. They may just want to continue living and be genuinely afraid of what sort of mob twitter could reign down on them.

Surely Merrick Garland will take care of this as soon as the Democrats win in 2028 and restore him!

I’d expect Ds to go along with legislation to strip that power from the executive branch, but getting his own party to undermine president loaded diaper is going to be impossible.

Cut to

How could the Democrats let this happen?

The Repedocan party strikes again.

Spout nonsense with enough confidence and you can wield unimaginable power. Am I talking about LLMs or president poopy pants?

I did it and it never occurred to me to even ask what other people thought about it. It was a benefit available to me, so I took advantage of it. If your coworkers said that real men don’t care about their teeth, would it stop you from going to the dentist? Coworkers come and go but family is for life.

“Stand With Tesla.” Musk reposted it to his massive audience, but the sentiment didn’t prevent him from losing $23 billion the following day.

I think he needs to do something bold to silence all the haters. He needs to ride that next Starship launch personally. He should bring his pet president along too. Safety regulations be damned! It’s time for action.

Every time I see the words Secretary of State Marco Rubio I almost do a spit take.

Mine was in the Athens/Acropolis area.

In former Soviet Russia, gift gets you!

Haha. I agree with Doug Ford. That’s some shit I never thought I’d think.

That whole geography thing only works if we remain united. That’s no longer a given in my book.

Super surprised to see Publix leading this list.

Thought he was a cerebus for a second.

No. They’re extinct.

Interstellar is a great choice if you do reconsider. The visual effects when they go through the wormhole are a stand out.

I read this article just to learn what slur was used, but they only lost it as t*****. I’m just going to assume the hurtful slur is trumpy.

Tesla and Shitter can both fail and he’ll still be fine as long as they get Starship working reliably. Kessler Syndrome is probably the only move left that he’s afraid of.