Hello fellow old person. I too thought this was about the Hayes protocol.

Scary bad teeth.

It looks like teeth.

I’m your ice cream man. Stop me if I’m passing by.

I would say Computer Scientist in place of software engineer.

No, what’s the second.

Been to mars lately?

Ouch

I think it would work better with shady characters.

Naan is what happens when you divide the dough by zero.

I love this hive employee
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon by me
I love him carnally

He loves him carnally

Semi-carnally

The end.

I retired this year, and I have apparently read 12 books so far.

Most recent two…

The First Fifteen Lives of Harry August by Claire North

Really like this. Very different from my usual fare.

Pushing Ice by Alastair Reynolds

Meh. Interesting story, but not my favorite style by a margin.

Can a bee be said to be or not to be an entire bee, when half the bee is not a bee, due to some ancient injury?

I did say sorry about the old woman, but from behind you looked…

(Are we going to do the whole thing?)

I didn’t know you were called Dennis!

I call mine ‘heather’ because one day I just had to ask ‘what’s your damage?’ after a particularly noisy squabble.

Well I can’t just call you ‘man’.

I’ve been trying to add more color in my life and not just automatically buy the black things.

I bought some blue-green golf balls, partly because they were $10 off. But I’m wondering, if I lose them faster than the white ones, did I really save any money?

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