Loch Ness monster.

Phuket, I’m leaving.

Ugh the war on drugs is so stupid.

Wow, that’s uncomfortable.

And if it’s a boy?

What kind of HR rat snitched on him?

Vladimir Nabokov got criticized and accused over writing Lolita all the time.

Did he sing about his wife’s womb as a pub that’s closing and expelling the drunkards?

>:(

Just don’t allow them to recite poetry at you

That Wikipedia page has such a shitty drawing as a header image, lol

I know someone who adopted a grandmother at some random point in life.

Yeah? I also consider myself mostly straight. Not that unusual, I think.

Godawful clownfuck music and yes I also like that one

Right, and the original had proper lyrics, also for the altos.

Ugh is it those socks that feel weird/tight around the toes? I have one pair that has a very cool design (goats) but they feel tight around the toes and I just nyaagh

[edit] Also, all praise for the HEMA (Dutch underwear/household shop) for printing the size info in the back of the shirt instead of attaching those fucking labels.

Haha nice! There was no way to know that from your previous comment 😃

The gloop is the international standardized measurement for yoghurt

That’s just a hotdog, no?

… for what purpose?