Ok press the start button and slowly scan your penis, asshole and testicles. First apply included wax and pull forcefully and swiftly to remove hair.
Ok press the start button and slowly scan your penis, asshole and testicles. First apply included wax and pull forcefully and swiftly to remove hair.
Did you hear?!!! The prince is going around the kingdom trying to find his true love 💕😘! If the butt plug fits you, then you could be the one!
So there’s an air leak upstream allowing a fire inside the gas line. And the house didn’t go up in flames I assume. Probably this situation would not end in a big explosion but rather just a house fire. Still pretty scary.
In other news, 5 kids have been jailed for possession of one barbie and 7 ken dolls. As we all know, there are unknown war applications to these sort of toys…like empathy and other sentiments.
Does blue light enhance sexuality?
Take it to Africa and drop all the stuff in the 🏜️ desert
Let’s believe it this time and drop it on him first?
Worse…a bunch of men standing there motionless, yet a huge crowd clapping roars the room …and some farts.
A bunch of women stand there motionless, yet somehow a huge crowd of claps is heard.
Gonna need lots of sandpaper and Polish compound to make that fun.
C’mon Ukraine! Do Moscow!
But he can clump the clump?
Oh yeah… The north of mexico America. 😆
Childless couples and single bachelors finally united by one powerful force!..still childless? Okay so basically two guys and a fertile woman united by another guy! Finally the family we all need! Oh. She’s already 52? Well, keep trying. That’s the spirit!
Can I just borrow the wife? Mine is totally okay with that.
Weird Al is great. We could just isolate the accordion to the north American region.
The logical search goes …Mexico. accordion music. Then you pick from there. Specially the ones about the drug lords would be better removed.
But if we could go back in time and find whoever brought accordions over the puddle…you sonobabich. You think you had a good life since you’re already gone, but one day we’ll go back to fix the leaks on your boat.
It’s a toss up between accordions and trumpets. One of them is gonna go titan or titanic first thing if I get to travel back in time.
My print keeps failing! Can I just use a trash barrel? Lol. I don’t understand at all why one would need or want to 3D print anything.
I hear you but I rarely if ever walk outside at night and if I do I walk only well lit streets. Like the situation where I have a pressing need to walk outside while it’s super dark without a lamp is just dumb. In some places it’s illegal to walk outside without a flash light outside…I’m almost so sure I could Google it.
The prince does no such things. Now turn around, let’s see if your the princess 😘💞. It’s gonna feel a little warm because he just tried it over there.