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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    I’ve thought about adding more balls just for the aesthetic.

    “Hey, ladies, ever see a guy with two sets of testicles?”

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      Wanna see my sixpack?

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      He had 4 sets of testicles, so divine.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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        Washington, Washington, six foot eight weighs a fucking ton.

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          He’s coming

          He’s coming

          He’s coming

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            Did I mention his four nuts? Well, he also has four dicks.

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              That motherfucker had like…30 god damn dicks.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Imagine the clean up. Christ.

    • Psychadelligoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      [Let me lay it on the line

      He had 2 on the vine

      I mean, 2 sets of testicles

      so divine

      ](https://youtu.be/Ex2hj5rLN48)

      • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        https://piped.video/Ex2hj5rLN48

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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      I want to have like 10-20 testicles, which means I would be even manlier.

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    That’s the wrong number. You either need to take one away or get another one put on

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      If it’s the second, do you have to hunt it down yourself or how does it work?

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        Yeah I’ve heard of “growing a pair” but not growing just one.

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          People just half ass things nowadays

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    All three of them…

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  • Bloody Harry@feddit.de
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    I’ve got questions I’m too afraid of knowing the answer

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      You don’t?

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    Is your name Jimmy Threeballs?

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      'Ol 3-balls.

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    I knew a guy that everyone called “Treball”. I regret asking him why.

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    Mr Frampton, I understand that you, as it were, have…

    Uh, well, let me put it another way: I believe, Mr Frampton, that, whereas most people have, uh, two… two…uh, you… you…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbN9doxZusQ

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    There’s nothing like the sight of a shorn Skarsgård; it’s breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

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    This is getting out of hand. Now there are three of them!

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      The middle one is his cock

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        Sadge.

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    Hallowed be my balls.

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      Sung to the tune of Iron Maiden’s ‘Hallowed be thy name’

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    Why are folks here talking about three balls? I mean sure, it looks ridiculously small, but calling it a third testical is just hurtful and emasculating.

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    It’s not a toomah

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    Holdenmaxxing:

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    The meme is great, but. For all of you out there who did not try it yet: never, never shave your balls! Trim it.

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      Mine are shorn with a safety razor regularly

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      fully disagree. just learn to do it correctly. been using the same mach 3 cartridge for a decade, no issues.

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