She’s stupider than warm mayonnaise.

One part Joel Osteen. One part John Rambo. She’s just playing the hits that conservatives love.

We’ll see if voters eat it up. The Missouri primary isn’t until Tuesday and Sec State is a crowded ass field. She’s probably pulling these stunts just to get some name recognition. This strikes me as less about being stupid and more about being a virtual unknown in an eight-person field.