Jesus has chosen the moon men. Weep, oh children of earth, as your god prefers the feel of rare hydrogen isotopes and mostly grey sand over your stupid ass shenanigans.
Ahhh, delicious, delicious sacrilege
Oh they just mistyped, Jesus hold up the moon, the 3 elephants hold up the earth, on the back of the turtle.
A’Tuin gang represent!
We live in interesting times.
But only one set of footprints on the beach…
That explains why it’s crooked, there’s a Christian in charge
Setting aside the Earth vs moon mistake, much like religion, this is an illusion that uses a human creation to explain a natural phenomenon.
Cool photo though.
Yeah humans try to weasel their way into everything. It’s well known the earth is held up by a turtle.
Atlas copycat
where was jesus in majora’s mask?
got sniped by skull kid before Link showed up, once again proving flying is the superior miracle over walking on water. RIP 🙏☠️🙏
Wait - this changes everything!!
All my Sunday school class homies join in: “♫He’s got the whoooooole moon in His hands. He’s got the whoooooooole moon in His hands. He’s got the whoooooooole moon in His hands. He’s got the whole moon in His hands.♫”
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Most scientifically literate ------ian
The moon is a fulcrum.
Mmmm, the fruitcakes are extra fruity today…
No no, that’s Jebus holding up the Erf, duh.
Jesus giving the upcoming game Marathon some props
That will never work. You need all four giants in order to make it to the end stage.