PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 5 months agoTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comexternal-linkmessage-square236fedilinkarrow-up1605arrow-down15cross-posted to: brainworms@lemm.ee
arrow-up1600arrow-down1external-linkTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comPhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 5 months agomessage-square236fedilinkcross-posted to: brainworms@lemm.ee
minus-squaremosiacmango@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up90·edit-25 months agoIts something to charge you with when the cops go on a fishing expedition at your house for weed or whatever else. Its just a punishment law that cops get to use at their discretion totally fairly.
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up35·5 months agoAt least they can fuck themselves while they’re at it I guess
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up29·edit-25 months agoGuten Tag! Ve are from se Small Government Staffel, here to inspect your bedroom. Vere are your papers for sese?
minus-squareUltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoA government so small it can fit inside your butthole. Is it in yet?
minus-squareGreatAlbatross@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoYou are sheltering them under the floorboards, are you not?
minus-squareBarowinger @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-25 months agoSe Fuhrer will make you all build Autobahn if we discover you are hiding something in here!
minus-squareHideakikarate@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up13·5 months agoWouldn’t surprise me if they treat toys like Sudafed. Gotta flash your ID to buy one.
minus-squareGreatAlbatross@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·5 months ago“Open up, morailty police!” “Sir, do you have more than 6 dildos on the property?”
minus-squareDoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoReverse Cowgirl. The one with the TSA
How…how are they enforcing this?
Its something to charge you with when the cops go on a fishing expedition at your house for weed or whatever else.
Its just a punishment law that cops get to use at their discretion totally fairly.
At least they can fuck themselves while they’re at it I guess
Guten Tag! Ve are from se Small Government Staffel, here to inspect your bedroom. Vere are your papers for sese?
Herr Oberdildogeneral
A government so small it can fit inside your butthole.
Is it in yet?
You are sheltering them under the floorboards, are you not?
Se Fuhrer will make you all build Autobahn if we discover you are hiding something in here!
Wouldn’t surprise me if they treat toys like Sudafed. Gotta flash your ID to buy one.
“Open up, morailty police!”
“Sir, do you have more than 6 dildos on the property?”
Which episode is this from?
Reverse Cowgirl.
The one with the TSA
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