The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoTime is an unstoppable forcelemmy.worldimagemessage-square109fedilinkarrow-up1587arrow-down1130
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minus-squareRiceMunk@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up168·1 day agoHoly shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.
minus-squarecaptain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·14 hours agoThe cure was basic math
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up41·1 day agoOr maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-27 hours agoLike that dyslexic fucker who wrote 1984 in 1948 I imagine. Edit: it’s not even a good joke, apparently it was 1949… then again it wasnt funny if accurate either, oh well
minus-squareMonkey With A Shell@lemmy.socdojo.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 day agoI mean it’s technically not wrong. I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 day ago I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well. Born again Christian who wasn’t quite done sinning after the first reset? 😛
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·13 hours agoYour poor mother… Viking horns couldn’t have gone well when they had to put you back in
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-213 hours agoGood thing that viking helmets never had horns (that was the invention of Catholics literally demonizing) and i wasn’t wearing one at the time anyway 😄
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-213 hours agoHot bologna, if you’re telling me How To Train Your Dragon wasnt historically accurate I’m going to spit on the ground.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·13 hours agoIn that case, I hope your crops can use the moisture 😄
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 hours agoI’m more dreading that’s -4c outside, agh
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-212 hours agoYou and me both*! I would have gotten out of bed an hour or so ago, but it’s too cold out there! 😄 *though it’s slightly above 0 here
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·21 hours agothey would have to have had a hell of a childhood
minus-squarefmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoAnd what was the name of your first pet?
minus-squareFuck spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·21 hours agoThe same as my mother’s maiden name, hunter2
Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.
The cure was basic math
Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.
Like that dyslexic fucker who wrote 1984 in 1948 I imagine.
Edit: it’s not even a good joke, apparently it was 1949… then again it wasnt funny if accurate either, oh well
I mean it’s technically not wrong. I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
Born again Christian who wasn’t quite done sinning after the first reset? 😛
Your poor mother… Viking horns couldn’t have gone well when they had to put you back in
Good thing that viking helmets never had horns (that was the invention of Catholics literally demonizing) and i wasn’t wearing one at the time anyway 😄
Hot bologna, if you’re telling me How To Train Your Dragon wasnt historically accurate I’m going to spit on the ground.
In that case, I hope your crops can use the moisture 😄
I’m more dreading that’s -4c outside, agh
You and me both*! I would have gotten out of bed an hour or so ago, but it’s too cold out there! 😄
*though it’s slightly above 0 here
they would have to have had a hell of a childhood
Pun intended, I hope 😁
And what was the name of your first pet?
The same as my mother’s maiden name, hunter2