The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前Time is an unstoppable forcelemmy.worldimagemessage-square111fedilinkarrow-up1610arrow-down1132
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minus-squareRiceMunk@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up179·1 个月前Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up48·1 个月前Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 个月前Like that dyslexic fucker who wrote 1984 in 1948 I imagine. Edit: it’s not even a good joke, apparently it was 1949… then again it wasnt funny if accurate either, oh well
minus-squareMonkey With A Shell@lemmy.socdojo.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 个月前I mean it’s technically not wrong. I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 个月前 I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well. Born again Christian who wasn’t quite done sinning after the first reset? 😛
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 个月前they would have to have had a hell of a childhood
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 个月前Your poor mother… Viking horns couldn’t have gone well when they had to put you back in
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 个月前Good thing that viking helmets never had horns (that was the invention of Catholics literally demonizing) and i wasn’t wearing one at the time anyway 😄
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 个月前Hot bologna, if you’re telling me How To Train Your Dragon wasnt historically accurate I’m going to spit on the ground.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 个月前In that case, I hope your crops can use the moisture 😄
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 个月前I’m more dreading that’s -4c outside, agh
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 个月前You and me both*! I would have gotten out of bed an hour or so ago, but it’s too cold out there! 😄 *though it’s slightly above 0 here
minus-squarefmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 个月前And what was the name of your first pet?
minus-squareFuck spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 个月前The same as my mother’s maiden name, hunter2
Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.
Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.
Like that dyslexic fucker who wrote 1984 in 1948 I imagine.
Edit: it’s not even a good joke, apparently it was 1949… then again it wasnt funny if accurate either, oh well
Yeah, or not
I mean it’s technically not wrong. I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
Born again Christian who wasn’t quite done sinning after the first reset? 😛
they would have to have had a hell of a childhood
Pun intended, I hope 😁
Your poor mother… Viking horns couldn’t have gone well when they had to put you back in
Good thing that viking helmets never had horns (that was the invention of Catholics literally demonizing) and i wasn’t wearing one at the time anyway 😄
Hot bologna, if you’re telling me How To Train Your Dragon wasnt historically accurate I’m going to spit on the ground.
In that case, I hope your crops can use the moisture 😄
I’m more dreading that’s -4c outside, agh
You and me both*! I would have gotten out of bed an hour or so ago, but it’s too cold out there! 😄
*though it’s slightly above 0 here
And what was the name of your first pet?
The same as my mother’s maiden name, hunter2
The cure was basic math