Imagine being the factory worker making fleshlights.
Yeah the Chinese don’t have penises and just don’t understand these fleshy widgets. 🙄
Chinese factory working might be having and enjoying real sex
And that precludes sex toys?
I mean they statistically own their own home and have high enough wages for single generation social mobility. Who wouldn’t want to fuck someone like that?
All the girls that just do not exist because of selective abortions?
The ones from a policy made by previous governments that the current one has explicitly stated was a mistake?
I doubt that guy is surprised that people buy them
He might judge the brand you buy though
Chen, 23, who has worked as an injection-mold operator at the factory since it opened in 1996
Wait, how is this possible?
Published: June 15, 2005
Oh.
14yo in factory poor kid
14 year olds in factories used to be a punchline. Now it’s just par for the course in some parts of the US
Humans lose rights in dictatorships
The best Onion article I’ve read so far. I do not care if the article was or not written in 2005, I will asume it was wrote this year because I laughed my ass off when I read that Chen was 23yo and started to work at the factory in 1996.
I use my taco holders twice a week. It sucks building three perfect crunchy tacos and then they fall over and everything spills out.
Soft taco supremacy
That’s just a burrito!
I see you’ve never had the pleasure of eating street tacos my friend - treat yourself!
Those look delicious! The lime wedges are keeping them posed for the photo, good idea photoguy.
Damn, you just reminded me I need taco holders.
That was a great read.
