• Scientists have determined that rocks have souls. This revelation came on the heels of the discovery last month that souls definitely exist.

    The only ethical move is to starve.

    On a more serious note, plants communicate with each other through the plant version of pheromones, and some utilize an underground internet / postal service of sorts made of fungi mycelium called a mycelial network. They can even use this network to pass nutrients to plants that are in need.