ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoNever more nervousi.postimg.ccimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1106arrow-down10
arrow-up1106arrow-down1imageNever more nervousi.postimg.ccickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-square0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-21 year agoSo true 😞… And then she comes back and says “yeah, we’re out” and you’re like “yessssss, see that b*tch, I knew it!”.
minus-square0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoNo, just thought of it loudly in my head 😂.
minus-squareKokanee08@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoFor me it’s a 50/50 chance that either it was right in front of my face exactly where I was looking, or we’re actually out of it. No in between
minus-squareImplyingImplications@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoDid you really say bitch though?
minus-squaresrwax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoI looked her in the windows of her soul and I said biiiiiiisssshhhhhh
minus-squareScrewthehole@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-21 year agoI did I said… shoulder check… biiitch
minus-square0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-21 year agoOf course not, lol, that whole paragraph is silently going on in my head 😂. To be perfectly honest, my wife scares the shit out of me, she’s like 300 lbs, you don’t want to mess with that 😂.
minus-squareScrewthehole@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoYou need this! https://youtu.be/5LGEiIL1__s
minus-squarethorbot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoIf you call your wife a bitch, you’re doing it wrong
So true 😞…
And then she comes back and says “yeah, we’re out” and you’re like “yessssss, see that b*tch, I knew it!”.
You said that? You said “bitch”?
No, just thought of it loudly in my head 😂.
For me it’s a 50/50 chance that either it was right in front of my face exactly where I was looking, or we’re actually out of it. No in between
Did you really say bitch though?
I looked her in the windows of her soul and I said biiiiiiisssshhhhhh
I did I said… shoulder check… biiitch
Of course not, lol, that whole paragraph is silently going on in my head 😂.
To be perfectly honest, my wife scares the shit out of me, she’s like 300 lbs, you don’t want to mess with that 😂.
You need this!
https://youtu.be/5LGEiIL1__s
If you call your wife a bitch, you’re doing it wrong
“And I said, biiiiiitch …”