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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    That plumbing should not have passed inspection.

    • sour@kbin.social
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      is cartoon plumbing

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        As made famous by that Windows screensaver

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          Just reading your sentence made the screensaver crawl it’s way through my brain, in those beloved colors, fast mode.

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    Forever alone 😔 I have a septic tank.

    • Walt J. Rimmer@lemmy.world
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      Would you be more comforted to know you weren’t alone?

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        Y’know, im not sure to be honest.

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      If your tank became septic, take it to a mechanic, probably just needs an oil change. Then you can shit in it and fire said shit to whoever it concerns, sincerely, and with love.

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    Reminiscent of the old saying

    when you sit down on a toilet, you’re connecting your butthole up to a city-wide network of connected buttholes.

  • DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world
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    TFW your neighbor shits up your butt…

    • AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      ))<>((

      • themelm@sh.itjust.works
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        Back and forth, forever.

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    Thats a pretty shitty plumbing job.

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    Yes, this is how the internet works.

    • meliaesc@lemmy.world
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      It always was a series of tubes…

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        I mean it’s not like it’s a big truck.

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        Before that (the sewer system) it was a series of pigeons.

    • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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      Please do not shit on your laptop or mobile devices.

      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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        You are not my shit admin!

        I’ll sudo shit my laptop, close it, and hope the package finds its recipient. (If its dropped, I’ll try again, but with half less shit etc.)

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        deleted by creator

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    Sewage pipes with right angles? I hope not!

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    Back and forth, forever.

  • BulbasaurBabu@lemmings.world
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    Who is pooping with me right now?

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      To be more precise, who is pooping into you right now?

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    Shades of Blue Man Group

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      Modern Plumbing.

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    I need to know what happens when one of them flush

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    Scrolled to it while on the can. Looks like my timing will be perfect this weekend.

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    Neither seem to be wearing any underwear

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      wearing underwear complicates defecation

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        Okay well not the act itself, but…the consequences of doing it in pants should be inconvenient or uncomfortable to say the least.

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        Wearing underwear complicates cartoon drawing.

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      This is nearly as odd as the fact that they aren’t playing Shattered Pixel Dungeon.

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        I call em how I sees em

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    Source: @beetlemoses Instagram - Who’s connected to me reading this right now

    Proxigram links (not working):

    • https://proxigram.protokolla.fi/p/C0hkjVzRnU-
    • https://proxigram.privacyfrontends.repl.co/p/C0hkjVzRnU-
    • https://ig.opnxng.com/p/C0hkjVzRnU-
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    I remember this mission from High on Life!

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