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  • guy@piefed.social
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    11 minutes ago

    So while login with potato is nice, how would you log in with an calculator? Do a math problem?

    • RmDebArc_5@piefed.zipOP
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      You open your calculator app, launch the integrated Microslop Copilot and try to answer the security questions it generates randomly

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    20 minutes ago

    Login with hunter2

  • 17lifers@sopuli.xyz
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    40 minutes ago

    login with meow :3

  • MHard@lemmy.world
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    59 minutes ago

    Unironically, in the EU with digital IDs it might actually be feasible to do a government ID login.

    Sometimes I‘m thinking about hosting a lemmy instance that does that bit would not store your info just to fight the tide of astroturfing.

    • Samskara@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s finally getting more widespread use. I‘ve had a machine readable ID with biometrics for two decades before I was able to actually use it for the first time online.

  • Mwa@thelemmy.club
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    1 hour ago

    login with music

    • hansolo@lemmy.today
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      Would prefer “Login with a whistled jaunty lil’ tune.”

  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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    1 hour ago

    Login with sudo

  • g_blob@programming.dev
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    2 hours ago

    Login with the contents of your .bashrc

  • Dremor@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    Login with Pass A38 (Asterix reference😏)

    • RmDebArc_5@piefed.zipOP
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      3 hours ago

      Picture of an angry Asterix and Obelix

  • g_blob@programming.dev
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    2 hours ago

    I unironically like this.

  • irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    5 hours ago

    Login with browser fingerprint

    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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      Are butthole prints supported by the same system?

      I don’t have a fingerprint reader …

      • irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        You don’t need a fingerprint reader to have a browser fingerprint. https://amiunique.org/

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          But my print reader is perfectly fine & I like using it.

  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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    Login with a log in an inn.

    Login with my constant back pain level.
    (You enter your value on a scale from 1 to 10.)

    Login with a dB reader of the sound my knees make under no particular strain.

  • Cevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Verification can?

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    9 hours ago

    Login with your mom 🤣

    • zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I’m a big fan of “Login with a potato” lol

      • nimisnimi@lemmy.ca
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        PID - personal Potato ID

      • Sunsofold@lemmings.world
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        I’m digging ‘login with caution.’ I like to think it’s mostly the same generic login page but with ‘Warning: you are logging into site X. This will involve the use of your sensitive login credentials. Take precautions against their loss or theft.’ and yellow/black hazard tape borders on every div.

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          Yeah, I agree with that one. That was actually the first one that caught my eye for the same reason. Something about login with a potato is just hilarious to me for some reason.

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            A unique identifier potato.

            "THIS IS MY POTATO!

            THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!"

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              Finally a kind of biometric login that I can get behind.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Can I log in with my ass?

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      I recall a YouTuber who used their cats butthole for their fingerprint sensor to unlock their phone. It could be that they wanted to try it but never did, though. It’s been like a decade.

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      No, It must be an ass word, not just your ass

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    dont forget about log in with neocities

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