Longtime conservative commentator Tucker Carlson said on a podcast that “there’s no chance I would support the Republican Party” ahead of the November midterm elections, dismissing the political affiliation he’s defended as a pundit for decades, including as one of Fox News Channel’s most popular hosts.

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    16 days ago

    Tucker Carlson says he’ll no longer support the Republican Party.

    And I support legislation to secure the taxpayer-funded regulatory framework that implements the weekly maintenance required to keep Tucker Carlson’s facial butthole superglued shut.

    Both of these statements have equal value.

    EDIT: After careful reflection, I have come to the conclusion that while both statements are stupid, mine is significantly better.