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PlaidBaron@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

Shit is going down in Paris! Quick, alert the...

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Shit is going down in Paris! Quick, alert the...

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PlaidBaron@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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    Get doxxed bitch, I know what you look like now

    Would be a good reaction image. Or the base for a soyjack…

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      I’m hideous.

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        Impossible, with such broad shoulders.

      • Tiral@lemmy.world
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        Solid 7/10.

        • PlaidBaron@lemmy.worldOP
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          Are we talking about my looks or my iq score?

    • fartographer@lemmy.world
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      Also, wherever they live has a table, chair, and a wall that has things on it. I can probably find that on Google Maps.

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    I’m just glad the reflection of the photo taker doesn’t include a naked dude.

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      There’s always next time.

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      I’m profoundly disappointed the reflection of the photo taker doesn’t include a naked dude.

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      Speak for yourself

  • Synapse@lemmy.world
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    Bodum t’ssh

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  • Randelung@lemmy.world
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    tel://0800 ZUT ALORS

  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Hey thats funny you can’t do that here

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    Just plunging all of France into chaos

  • BJW@lemmus.org
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    …Internet?

    • macniel@feddit.org
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      The French press.

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        Thanks, I recognized it as a coffee thingy but beyond that I was lost

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        C’est terrible!

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      …Cafetiere?

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        i think in the US they call it a ‘French Police’

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          I choose to believe this is true

          • tyranny@crazypeople.online
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            spread the good word

        • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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          French press.

          (The press is also what we call our news media)

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            whereabouts in the US are you from? because I’m nkt saying you’re lying, but maybe you’re from a small isolated community or something

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      …Media?

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    Terrible pun. Thank you

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    Magnifique

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    Alert the… tea pot? Idk

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      Cafetiere?

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        i think americans call these a ‘french military’

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      What in gods name tea pot are you using?

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        Idk. I hab short vocab? Hjalp

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      French press

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        Til. I have one, I use it to steep tea.

  • Paularhion@lemmy.world
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    Alert the bodum?

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    It took me a second, but I got it.

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