Cbat as I qwop walk.

“Yakety Sax” aka the famous music from The Benny Hill Show.

My wrestling style is just running away from my opponent in comically high speed.

Shiny Happy People - R.E.M.

Cha cha cha by Kaarija

birds of war, obviously

In my head it’s Street life, but in reality it’s going to be Entry of the Gladiators

4’33" - John Cage

Carmina Burana: O Fortuna by Carl Orloff

Bah Gawd! It sounds like Satan himself falling down the stairs! That’s SKULLGRID’S ENTRENCE MUSIC!

AND HE’S JOINED BY ARCTOPUS AND SPACETURTLE! THA POWAH TRIO!

Take this job and shove it

I don’t like wrestling

Fuck Her Gently by Tenacious D

The Entertainer on piano, fast edition

Lightning Bolt - Blow to the Head

a lot of songs by this band could work, they’re so chaotic and violent!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8AKP4Tw9sE

When we had home games in high school, varsity players could play an intro song over the PA.

I went with the intro to The Salt in Our Wounds- Thulsa Doom Remix by HIM.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AvQBU9PMuHY

I was super-heavyweight, so I was always the last match. That was my final-boss theme. I thought I was such a badass.

Edit: my best friend at the time, who was undefeated since 8th grade, went with the choral part of the greatest man who ever lived by Weezer. It was funny every time.