QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days agoyour big daysh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square198linkfedilinkarrow-up11.03Karrow-down111
arrow-up11.01Karrow-down1imageyour big daysh.itjust.worksQuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days agomessage-square198linkfedilink
minus-squarePostimo@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up209·6 days ago Power outage at the grocery store. Big day for me.
minus-squareChronographs@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up81·6 days agoThat moment where you pull out the fleshlight and it makes you a hero. People, almost exclusively other guys, will ask you where you got it and you get to talk about it. This. Is. Your. Moment.
minus-squareClownStatue@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·6 days ago Not gonna lie, it was the highlight of my day haha Edit: one too many has. It’s important to accurately quote.
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 days agoThe customers at the sperm bank: 😱
minus-squareCalming_Pants@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·6 days ago People, almost exclusively other guys, will ask where you got it
minus-squaretacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·6 days agoI’ll let them have it. I’ve got three more at home.
minus-squarethesohoriots@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 days agoFrom either Hank, Jackson, or Simon, iykyk
That moment where you pull out the fleshlight and it makes you a hero. People, almost exclusively other guys, will ask you where you got it and you get to talk about it. This. Is. Your. Moment.
Edit: one too many has. It’s important to accurately quote.
The customers at the sperm bank: 😱
I’ll let them have it. I’ve got three more at home.
From either Hank, Jackson, or Simon, iykyk
Fleshgenerators on max power.