Passive income, form your brand today, get a job, start saving money now, retain your seamen, don’t skip leg day, and you’ll be more productive if you sleep less… You can sleep when you’re dead (brought to you by Bulletproof Coffee).
seamen 🛥🌊
Batch prep snail muffins. Listen to dude bro podcast. Keep a notebook on how much your turds weigh.
Definitely not born today. So young and already a liar, you don’t need advice, you’ll do just fine.
He has a fine future in politics.
Why is this baby so unrealistically cute? Is it real? Do babies even smile like that?
Looks real to me. We’re programmed to see babies as cute, because that’s good for our survival.
They do, but it usually means they have trapped wind, and, if it isn’t resolved soon, that’s going to become everyone’s problem.
Crawl back in, it’s shit out here
Secure your water.
Thanks Stilgar.
people did this without instructions for a long time and so can you.
Tomorrow you are going to be born yesterday, careful with scams
Start grinding skills NOW!
By age 3, if you want long term success, have at least the following skills:
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Neck Holding 100
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Speech 80
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Nap-ability 100
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Allergy resistance 75
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Object permanence 95
Also the following attributes, though they can be RNG:
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Curious
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Vaccinated
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Rich (Heavy RNG)
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Loved
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Conventionally Attractive
Well? Get to it.
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Buy a home now, it won’t get any cheaper.
“Buy land, they’re not making it anymore.”
― Mark Twain
See if you can go back. It’s awful out here.
If you’re on the internet it’s already too late for you.
Hope you chose the “rich parents” background or you’re gonna struggle the entire game.
Also, you should’ve already bought a house about 35 years ago. If you didn’t, that is a personal failing on your part.
Thats mostly true. You could also have a dying relative who could leave one to you as well.
True. You should have invested 69 years ago too. Such a looser
Should’ve bought 420 oz of gold 69 years ago, otherwise you’re screwed.
I’d double the bet.
Yeah I feel sorry for anyone who will be alive in 50 years. There is a pretty good chance there will be a global famine due to ecological collapse of the world’s oceans that wipes out hundreds of millions of people if not billions.
It’s too late to save the whales and the fish.
It’s no good saving whales anymore
They’ve packed up and flew out their bowls
Carrying all other sea life in parcels
Addressed to a conquistador
That’s doomer talk. Look on the bright side…
I’ll be back to edit once I figure out what to put.
Nope. There is nothing we can do to stop the inevitable collapse of vertibrate life in the ocean. This type of extinction event has happened at least two other times in the past. It’s not a matter of if at this point, but when. It could be 50-150 years.
It’s going to get very bad before humanity wakes up.
At least the politicians and billionaires won’t bear any consequences for it.
Hey, waitaminute! That’s not a good thing!
I’ll quote the original Twister:
“It’s coming right for us!”
“It’s already here.”
“I gotta go we go cows!”
“Right hand… red.”
You might become a Musk or Trump though
“Bro, your cash isn’t even controlled by any attribute; there’s no need to make INT and WIS dump stats.”
Bro theres a patch, its a quicktime event now, if ya fail it ya dont get the rich parents anymore
Go back.
You’re already too far behind in schooling for any decent careers. Best luck in your next life.
