That’s not a child’s handwriting
Could be, as they start learning English in 2nd grade or after in Germany. But yeah, my kids are way older, and their handwriting is far worse :))
noooooo lol that’s adults handwriting. Kids handwriting looks like drunken chicken scratch until they’re past 4-5th grade if they’re regularly encouraged to practice. The “neat” student handwriting I have seen is still marginally worse than this. The start/stop of the penmarks and overall uniformity is pretty telling imo.
The “R” in mushroom is what gave it away. No child in the history of reproduction has written one like that.
It’s also all uppercase
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When I was growing up my teachers told me I had to learn good cursive because all of my collage papers would be hand written in it for context. So I know the feeling maybe lol. It’s really shocking how absolutely garbage kids are at writing now, at least where I am anyways.
Englisch
Germans maybe?
Protection? Protection from what? Ze Germans?
𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉
Guten Abend meine Kerle
D’ye like dags?
I like caravans more.
What’s to stop you blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down?
This won’t happen to my kids. Their mother’s toy is more dragon shaped
“I heard mom and dad slaying that bad dragon last night!”
The second answer is wrong, too. The correct answer is “Liberty Cap,” or “a good time,” or “dad’s little secret.” Any of the above are acceptable.
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I’ve seen one of those kinds of toys being sold for men and I’m just like “what men have more than the one hole for these?” I really wanna see a dude with 2 buttholes. That’d be neat.
You’re not the Reddit 2-dicks guy, are you?
The WHAT guy??
Faster shitting, but more to clean. Wonder if it would be more or less efficient.
Two in the pink, one in the stink.
Missing the apostrophe
Since it says “Englisch Test” in the title … the kid used the German genitive -s instead of the English genitive -'s
They share
