…I was going to do a joke on that angle but I couldn’t make it funny enough not to hurt

nothing splinters a movement like victory

Felt that

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What the fuck is a gaming browser. Browsers show web pages.

Somewhere there’s a weirdo who keeps a meme date reference calendar and always keeps these in circulation. Whoever you are, weirdo: thank you for your contributions to the culture.

Ever since the executive branch started to get more powerful that’s like the main person democracy has needed defending from

If I was alone, get satellite internet and set up a solar powered remote working squat in some remote desert outpost. Far from the impending water wars.

Since I have family I’ll just uh probably still drink. My kid’s a handful.

That sounds positively revolting. I like a little lime in tea, but my palate still works well enough that I don’t need to jolt it with hot rat piss just to feel something. Maybe if I make it to that age I’ll give it a go.

How can I enjoy my summer now that I’m already looking forward to autumn? 🤨

I have found that a modicum of salt can be most efficacious

Only correct reply

We have middle sibling energy at best

Nothing beats a fresh sock.

It’s very twee, but it has ironic capabilities.

I like rhyming slang. Mostly for torturing my fellow Americans. I also enjoy clunge, jobbie, and being “sick to bastard death” about things.

The Australians have my heartstrings though, when it comes to inventive slang. They’re not here to fuck spiders, tell you that much for free.

All y’all are fighting the wrong people in this thread. We all agree it’s a bad situation and there’s no prize for “best degree of historical nuance in an opinion”. We all agree the enemy is present in the moment.

They haven’t. I saw Short Circuit 2 this year again and it’s really unfortunate how much the appalling racism sullied an otherwise charming film. It was especially dear to me as a kid because there was a Johnny 5 animatronic at my science museum, and it encouraged in me a lot of hope for the future. I miss having that optimism.

Yeah no, it’s not the best. But I’d still curl that monkey’s paw any day

Y’all paying what rent should cost just to have electrons

It’s the worst thing about Lemmy and all it really does is make me more hesitant to squander potential friends by acting shitty, and less liable to spend hours chatting.