SagXD@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-213 days agolemmy.ca user Is this true?lemm.eeimagemessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up1836arrow-down18file-text
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minus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up109arrow-down1·13 days ago“What’s your gender?” “Canadian.” “No, who do you like?” “Donuts.” “No no, what’s in your pants?” “Polite manners.”
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·edit-213 days ago“No, no, I’m talking about your genitals.” “Oh, you mean Tim Horton’s?”
minus-squareJimVanDeventer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·12 days agoFun fact: timbits were named so in honour of his fatal drunk driving car accident.
minus-squareobject [Object]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up19·13 days ago“what’s in your pants?” “a party you’re not invited to”
minus-squareCarl@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·12 days agoAs a Canadian, I know you are American from your spelling of doughnuts.
“What’s your gender?”
“Canadian.”
“No, who do you like?”
“Donuts.”
“No no, what’s in your pants?”
“Polite manners.”
“No, no, I’m talking about your genitals.”
“Oh, you mean Tim Horton’s?”
Fun fact: timbits were named so in honour of his fatal drunk driving car accident.
“what’s in your pants?”
“a party you’re not invited to”
“a hockey knife”
Doughnuts**
As a Canadian, I know you are American from your spelling of doughnuts.
Surprise, I’m both!
I’m sorry
A Simp, Got It.