Summary
Trump appointed Elon Musk, head of the DOGE, to investigate how a journalist was accidentally added to a Signal chat discussing military operations in Yemen.
National Security Adviser Mike Waltz admitted fault but could not explain how the contact was saved. Trump speculated that the journalist may have added himself.
The investigation will involve Musk’s technical team, the National Security Council, and White House lawyers.
A federal lawsuit challenges the use of Signal for government communication, alleging it violates federal law.
OK… so you want to say he added himself… which let’s ignore that you can’t do that, but say you can. Then why are they using this app? Basically saying national security measures out in the public. That’s not a better look.
I dare say I’m beginning to suspect this Trump fellow may not be as competent as he claims
No! Rilly?
“We have investigated ourselves and discovered nothing happened.”
Haha! WTF! It’s a group chat in a messaging app - not some super high tech hacking operation!
Yeah, it’s just a case of a boomer not knowing how to use their fucking phone.
Hey! I’m a Boomer, and I can use my phone very well, thank you very much. Don’t blame it on him being a Boomer, blame it on him for the REAL reason - he’s just virtuosically stupid, like every one of them on those texts (except the journalist).
Considering what these people are like, it may very well be the entire dark net.
Like any idiot who doesn’t want to take account for doing something idiotic, you need to send five people after the “true cause”, when everybody knows exactly what it is already.
- It’s illegal to use commercial means to discuss national security matter or military engagement
- You typed “J G” into a fucking app and shared said secrets with someone who wasn’t cleared.
Finding different ways to explain it isn’t going to distract from point #1, and only further explain how fucking dumb you all are.
Idiots.
It will tho. This will 100% work. Musk will say there was some backdoor hacking bull crap going on and the journalist snuck into the meeting and then made it seem like he was invited by accident to make them look bad. It will be played off as a nasty attack that was only meant to make the Republican heroes of this country look bad while also risking national security and the lives of those in the military.
And they will eat it up like pigs. God I hope I’m wrong.
I think you are wrong, but only in the you’re not thinking about the big picture.
Elon “I traced the DDOS to Ukrainian terrorists” Musk is in charge of this. Someone on Twitter (probably his alt) is going to post a conspiracy on Twitter about Ukrainian or Canadian hackers being behind it, and he’s going to retweet it with some plausibly deniable bullshit like “not far off,” and rally up his cult of reactionary prokaryots to demand a economic or military response. It’s yet another golden opportunity for the crony collective to sweep their own incompetence under the rug while simultaneously scapegoating another country to push their unspoken-but-obvious agenda.
I hate that I read this and immediately went “yup, that’s how it’ll go” without a hint of irony.
They should have used something more secure, like an AOL chatroom. Or public IRC.
“Hey Mr. @BigBrain, can I have an @ on my user name too?”
@BigBrain “Sure!”
“Elon Musk has offered to put his technical experts on this to figure out how this number was inadvertently added to the chat. Again, to take responsibility and ensure this can never happen again.”
Take responsibility? That would be unprecedented.
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Just wait till Leon assigns Big Balls to the case – they’ll get to the bottom of this in a flash
He’s unqualified, but at this point I’m surprised they didn’t assign the case to a cactus named detective pokey.
Its probably just pretext to arrest the editor, and charge him with treason .
This is actually good news. We knew there was never going to be a valid investigation anyway, so at least this forces the MuskRat to waste at least a portion of his resources on this cover-up. He’ll also certainly violate a few laws while doing it, so when they finally lose power, we can slam him with those charges as well, and lock him up for longer, and fine his estate another several billion in fines and damages.
I don’t have any faith whatsoever that, if we can oust the fascists from power, they’ll face any consequences at all. There will be no Nuremberg trials this time. They’re more likely to just get voted back in.
No, not the next time. If we manage to wrest power from them again, it won’t be with the current bunch of weak, spineless weenies that comprise the current Dem leadership, like that fucking scumbag Chuck Schumer.
Our liberators will be a new guard of Democrats, who are fucking pissed off as Hell, and it will be their pledge to purge MAGA from our government and our country by any means necessary, that gives them power. They will take power knowing they are expected to punish the MAGA Traitors to Hell and back, and they’ll do it.
Here’s hopin’!
Good, waste more millions of dollars having the Musktard “investigate.” Sounds like a perfect plan, you misplanted piece of fucking abortion, Trump.
This belongs in politicalmemes /s
So next time it will be fucked up all the same, but using X private messages instead of Signal.
That should do!
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