Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoExpecting a new baby?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1975arrow-down110
arrow-up1965arrow-down1imageExpecting a new baby?lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down2·1 year agoHey. This post is about fun things for a person to do with their own newborn baby. You don’t just go out and “find a child.”
minus-squareMMNT@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 year agoExcuse you, but that’s how Superman was found. Haven’t you seen the documentaries?
minus-squareLepsea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoWell the kid would need a friend. By any chance can someone convince a family of a billionaire preferably with only one kid and have a massive cave just under their mansion to walk down in a dark alleyway?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoThis is why you put AirTags on them.
minus-squareAux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoOf course you do! Just visit your local labour ward, plenty of free babies to choose from!
minus-squareExLisper@linux.communitylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoYeah, I know it’s not that easy. Usually it’s a difficult process.
Hey. This post is about fun things for a person to do with their own newborn baby.
You don’t just go out and “find a child.”
Excuse you, but that’s how Superman was found. Haven’t you seen the documentaries?
Well the kid would need a friend. By any chance can someone convince a family of a billionaire preferably with only one kid and have a massive cave just under their mansion to walk down in a dark alleyway?
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This is why you put AirTags on them.
Of course you do! Just visit your local labour ward, plenty of free babies to choose from!
Yeah, I know it’s not that easy. Usually it’s a difficult process.