The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agosplatlemmy.worldimagemessage-square65linkfedilinkarrow-up1585arrow-down16
arrow-up1579arrow-down1imagesplatlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square65linkfedilink
minus-squareflandish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 months agoi think if you zoom in it shows you already tried. but gotta zoom in real close. ^you got a small dick.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoTrue my dick is tiny but I have a huge one I use to make impressions.
minus-squareRob T Firefly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoOne for casual, one for formal.
minus-squareWiddershins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoPlease put your pocket rocket through the dishwasher before touching unpurchased food with it. We don’t know where it has been.
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoIt hasn’t been anywhere of note, I assure you. If you don’t believe me, look at my face.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoI only touch the plastic wrap.
minus-squareandyc@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoIt might be tiny, but it smells like a big one
i think if you zoom in it shows you already tried. but gotta zoom in real close.
^you got a small dick.
True my dick is tiny but I have a huge one I use to make impressions.
always good to have spares
One for casual, one for formal.
My other cock is ranked.
Please put your pocket rocket through the dishwasher before touching unpurchased food with it. We don’t know where it has been.
It hasn’t been anywhere of note, I assure you. If you don’t believe me, look at my face.
I only touch the plastic wrap.
It might be tiny, but it smells like a big one