I’d be thrilled to listen to people’s bad art. Newell or not.
Nonrefundable and nontransferable tickets for the next Kid Rock concert coming right up!
Lemmy’s not so hot on billionaire megayacht owners.
Except for this specific one. It’s ridiculous how much many people here are willing to overlook to further their quest to declare “Gaben” the faultless savior of humanity 🙄
I mean he is all right. In comparison to the criminals in his wealth class.
But I don’t understand people who fanboy him.
I mean I believe when he dies steam will enshitificate but man Gabe is still a rich Bastard from allowing gambling and shit happen.
Oh, god, he was doing it? I thought he was just blasting it in the office.
The true throat goat!
I will not stand for this Nancy Reagan erasure! 😤
Just say GLUCK!
95% of Lemmy would buy the album, though
Probably throw it on the wish list and pick it up on a sale
Average Billionaires :
Anyway, here’s how I’m going to destroy everything for just a little more money and power
Normal people’s responses :
If I was a billionaire, I’d just be chill and do things that interested me
MySpace Tom, Gabe :
Anyway, I just indulge in my hobbies.
MySpace Tom: “I’m gonna grab a DSLR and do a photowalk around Melbourne. You can tag along if you want.”
(This actually happened)
Espteinites: (self-explanatory)
Gabe: “OooWoaowoaoWoahaooo…”
Good ol’ Gabe
Gabe had 1 000 000 000 dollars worth of boats.
He also funded marine research, which is better than what 99% of people do with their money.
He owns a private marine research company. It’s like how Elon Musk “funded space research”.
Billionaires shouldn’t exist. it’s not about what they do with it, and Gaben isn’t an altruist anyways.
I mean yeah, the average person when they become rich would spend money on expensive things. The difference is Gabe Newell doesn’t use his money with malice to make the life of the average person worse
One thousand million dollars on boats.
And how many of them did he use to commit sex crimes?
But the thing is she’s not gonna say “no”, she would never say “no” because of the implication.
Nothing but open ocean.
… he’s going to nerf her favourite DOTA 2 character?
Are we the tasty treats?
Wondering what throat game gabe have in his arsenal , apparently he acknowledged that he bad at it, haha.
Last I heard he’s straight so I don’t think throat game matters as much as tongue game, unless he’s secretly bi or his 20 year marriage that spawned two kids was a cover lol
this is why I own the original vive, steam index, steam deck, steam machine, steam controller and steam frame. I’m like the possessive girlfriend meme smiling insanely at Gaben asking why he doesn’t reply to my emails
Sooooo… for unrelated reasons, I happened to make this today:
We can bring her back.
We have the technology.
This better not awaken anything in me
I had a friend who started doing this all the time and I can confirm that it is very annoying.
Another friend decided to try to figure out how to sing on the inhale, while I was stuck in the house with him all day. It literally sounded like a pig squealing.
There’s a reason those kinds of screams are called pig squeals in the metal scene
You try inventing something like inward singing!
This… this isn’t a parody/onion article?
Jesus fucking christ goddamnit Gabe!
… everyone knows the best voice tutor for this.
Delay Lama.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=T9vXGlaNKg0
Baseeed
rare case of a billionaire still having some self awareness
Gabe is like nothing but a pile of self awareness. It’s why when he does something so fucking stupid or anti consumer its really REALLY fucking annoying.
He thought that throat was gonna do what it do But that throat don’t do what he wanted it to do.
Nancy Reagan he ain’t!
I want to hear how bad his throat singing is.
During the summer steam sale maybe.
Just add some electronic noise and you’d have a sick album
