• likebudda@reddthat.com
    9·
    8 小时前

    I wet the bed nightly for so long I thought I might be setting a world record. I made it well into age 15 when it suddenly stopped. Never found out why I did it for so long or how/why it stopped. 35 years later and while I don’t really think about it I would never be surprised if the dam broke again.

  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todayEnglish
    3·
    6 小时前

    I was tired of fighting p2w players in TDP4 that could shoot through walls, so I tried everything with cheat engine, nothing worked. except…the ammo. I managed to hack the ammo and I had infinite ammo

    I was never banned, and got away with it.

    Except that barely improved my win rate.

  • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
    39·
    14 小时前

    By the time I was about 16, I had probably fucked every crevasse in my parent’s house where two objects were close enough together that my dick could touch both at the same time… Don’t know if girls have a similar phase, but puberty is weird y’all.

      • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
        11·
        1 小时前

        That sounds exactly like the kind of things a person who grew up with a solid, high speed Internet connection would say. Find a dude over 40 and ask. We used to jerk it to the lingerie section of the Sears catalogue when our parents left us at home.

    • Fredselfish@lemmy.world
      81·
      13 小时前

      Read a celebratory have their autobiography, that said when she was a girl she discovered rubbing her pussy on the carpet would make her organism, so she got addicted to that. Yes puberty is fucked, but like post above batman not getting that information out of me. Taking that to my grave.

  • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
    106·
    17 小时前

    This unlocked an old memory of my friend’s little sister putting cat food inside of her dolls.

    She’d always bug us to play dolls with her. One day we obliged but were confused by this wretched fishy smell.

    This little 4 year old girl said without looking up “oh yeah that’s the cat food I put in them, so the cat will play dolls with me.” Like it was the most normal thing ever. Kids do weird things.

    • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      3·
      4 小时前

      First, wash the dolls thoroughly to get the cat food out, and hopefully the plastic doesn’t absorb the smell.

      Then season your dolls lightly with catnip. Refresh the seasoning as needed.

      Note that some catnip brands are better than others. Growing your own fresh is amazing if you have the green thumb.

      Note also cats will get over saturated to catnip exposure. Wait a week or two between re-seasonings.

      Works on non-doll items as well!

    • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      10·
      11 小时前

      Did it actually work? Wet cat food spoils pretty quickly and cats are usually offended by the smell at that point.

      • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
        12·
        11 小时前

        I don’t think so. I know her brother immediately told on her, we were 6yrs old in comparison and that’s what you do at that age.

        So her Mom came up and yelled at her about it and took the cat food stuffed toys away. I was relieved to not have to play with his sister anymore.

        After that we played “Hi Ho Cherry-o” in the dining room well she was sobbing in the living room talking to their mom, but I tuned everything out.

        I never heard from them later in life. We moved away before I was out of elementary school.

        • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          5·
          11 小时前

          Hi Ho Cherry-o

          That’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time…a long time. I googled it to see if it’s what I was thinking of, the one with the plastic cherries, and yup!

    • TrackShovel@lemmy.today
      251·
      14 小时前

      Kid logic is simultaneously very clever and very silly lol. I had a cousin put BBs in her ears to keep bees out. She got an ear infection lol.

    • kolmaskommentoija@sopuli.xyz
      5·
      12 小时前

      I vaguely remember cutting doll clothes and their hair, with scissors. Then I was banned from using scissors for a quite while. What the logic behind was, that I do not remember. Later though, I cut a hand off from one, but that was, because I wanted to play with the doll being a crippled warrior.

  • bold_omi@lemmy.todayEnglish
    222·
    14 小时前

    Why, yes, I do have a secret I’d like to share with total strangers. This one makes me ashamed, to be honest. See, I used to have a… a G**gle account. *shudder*

    • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
      2·
      7 小时前

      Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy. He can’t feel the next- *Batman breaking fingers* See?

    • tetris11@feddit.ukEnglish
      41·
      15 小时前

      *throws the Joker against wall*
      Batman: Dammit, Joker, you did it, didn’t you?!
      *Joker laughs hysterically*
      Joker: Heehee, yes I did!
      *Batman looks smugly at the mirror*
      Cop: Damn, he’s good.

      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
        14·
        12 小时前

        How to be the World’s Greatest Detective: Make sure all the criminals in your city have a personal grudge against you, leave obvious calling cards, or both.

        • tetris11@feddit.ukEnglish
          16·
          12 小时前

          *A giant green question mark emblazoned over the decapitated body*
          Batman: Hrmm. No pulse.
          Gordon:: It looks like it’s the Rid-
          Batman: Let’s not jump to any conclusions, Commissioner!
          *Riddler drives past, frisbee’s a business card with his home address on it. Batman catches it without looking*
          Batman: I’ll need to take this to the billion-dollar crime lab built under my ma- uh, bat cave.
          Gordon: This city owes you so much, Batman.
          Batman: I know.