If a therapist comes with that two wolves thing, they deserve it
fr, who’s your therapist? Andrew Tate?
Feeling better about your life because you’re not that guy
Don’t be rude. I post those meme too. But it’s like some ducks or something.
Dated a therapist for a while who had a large two wolves tattoo on her upper leg.
Ah the memories, such a hot chick.
The first time I heard the “two wolves” thing, circa 2004, it blew my mind, so profound & thought-provoking.
Now it would feel condescending if a therapist threw it at me.
Why are we humans so grumpy & mercurial?
I fail to see the problem here.
That’s the problem.
Are you sure you aren’t the problem?
Inside you there are two problems
Can they fuck each other?
Yes, but at the risk of creating a whole new problem.
You saying his problems are hetero? I mean, that tracks.
Nah one’s an alpha and the other’s an omega. Unless you’ve got some beta ass problems, in which case you better hope those aren’t hetero problems.
They did, and now there’s soon a baby problem, then one of the big problems has to nurse it and the other has to get another job to pay for the hospital.
Next time let the problems have a platonic relationship!
Rookie number.
Pretty sure, yeah.
You like seeing animal penis too?
Human penis is boring when you see one every single day. 🤷♂️
Yeah buddy, nothing like some animal dick right? Just wanna suck that animal dick huh
If your immediate thought is to sexualize animal genitalia, it’s likely you who needs the therapist.
Right. I’m the one sexualizing animals…
I mean, you were the one thinking about animal dicks not the others…
Whatever makes you feel special
As opposed to plant penises?
I like eating fungus genitals…
Lol fruit
The therapist is perhaps tired of hearing the same story development as the girl always ends up with raunchy animal fantasies.
Pretty sure my therapist would be trying to find a way to make the metaphor adaptive and helpful, trying to work with how I think about things lol
Hes a good therapist :)
Hoodie checks out
I need one
Session is over? Good, I can resume my yaoi.
Youtube has recently been recommending this ancient yaoi artifact. I just think anyone nostalgic for old yaoi culture needs to see it.
I’m sorry ma’am, but this session has only just begun.
There’s a Venn diagram between marines, furries, and rappers. They all tend to bark during songs.
DMX was a furry?
X gonna give it to ya!
Yaoi is a new word to me. The Internet never fails to innovate.
It exists since a long time. I knew it in the early 2010s.
Sorry, I’m old and kinda slow.
When did the long time happen in the 2010s?
Making a link between innovation on the internet and yaoi being a new word to someone seems to convey that the word must have appeared a few years ago. Being at least as old as the early 2010s, and probably much older, I didn’t check, makes it a long time ago by comparison.
Japanese term for male hay porn.
Nothing for me then. I’m personally much more into male straw porn.
I hace big hands ok?
There’s hay porn now?! I’m done with this degeneracy, that was the last straw!
Yaoi predates the internet, originated in the 70’s.
The lady with the pen is actually the patient, who had delusions of being a doctor. She has been cured.
Can I just say that I am absolutely loving this era of Adam’s artistic career.
What’s the problem with wolves being fun?
What do you mean by problem? The session is over. They’re healed.
Therapist wasn’t prepared for that turn of events.
Relatable.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/62039417-wolfsong
You’re welcome
That escalated from therapy to wedding planning real quick 😭
