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okay i needed this. some dude in a truck tried to force me into oncoming traffic on my bikeride today and i haven’t taken it out on my stabbing bag of catfood yet. this gave me the giggle i needed to rest until i could go stab a bag of cat food.
This is 100% about penises.
Yes but it’s not about holding your own penis
Can only think about this ground breaking TV moment
i’ve got the longest pasSWORD
Prove it! Past it here
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“This is not a penis thing”
What? Pass.
I totally want a battle cat!! How fucking cool!
And this book is definitely about penis size…
Top tier smut.
Dude in the front obviously wins. He’s already got the pussy
