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    I get why the USA doesn’t see Melania anywhere … If I’d say half the things he said, my wife would not show herself to anyone either. If i’d say all of it she’d be gone far far far away long before i finished babbling

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      As if she has shame. She’s the “I really don’t care, do u?” first lady. All she has is a boatload of disgust for the physically detestable husband she’s saddled with and no reason to appear beside him. If he were young and handsome, she’d be sucking him off in public.

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    Governor? It’s he really referring to the Canadian prime Minister as though he is the governor of a state? And they said Biden was losing his grasp on reality.

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      Biden was

      This isn’t trump not understanding the concept of a governor. This is him stating multiple times over and over that he wants to take over Canada.

      The same way Putin knew it wasn’t a special military operation but an invasion. The language matters

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        Probably but I don’t think we’ve had an actual doctor come to any conclusion and probably won’t until he’s dead. Barring that Trump does the same shit but instead of freezing he just goes full word salad. It also seems like he’s having some pretty severe mobility issues.

        Yeah that’s still fucking dumb because it’s not a state. You don’t call the car you want to buy “your car” because it just isn’t.

        Well no, Putin couldn’t openly declare war without forcing Europe to get involved, if they claim it’s anything else we’ll that’s more grey.

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          You do if you want to steal said car and then turn around and tell everyone that it was actually yours to begin with

          We know its a lie. He knows it’s a lie. Probably even the idiots who vote for him know its a lie. But if you say a lie enough times and people don’t tell you to fuck off, it becomes the truth.

          The same way that people are taught that the american civil war was fought for states rights, not slavery, when we know that most of the states seceded because of slavery

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      It’s deliberately disrespectful. He has said that Canada should become a US state. This is convicted felon Trumps way to belittle both PM Trudeau and the sovereign nation of Canada

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        The funny thing is this is Trump’s way of trying to insult Canada and our PM, but he comes off sounding like an idiot who doesn’t know Trudeau’s proper title.

        Like, come on USA. Your grandfather is wandering down the street with his pants off again. Can you come get him?

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          Can you come get him?

          I don’t think we can. Not yet anyway. Cut off the power and throw enough tariffs to piss off US corporations we might be able to get people out in the streets.

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    God I’m exhausted.

    At this point, we just need to cut it all off completely. Oil shipments, electricity, lumber, aluminum. All of it.

    I know that that’s a hard ask for those industries that are affected, and if it means the federal goverment has to temporarily raise the deficit in order to subsidize those industries it’ll be crazy expensive and inflation will shoot up. But I’m convinced that that would be only a short amount of time that that would actually be needed.

    Let the United States go one week without our stuff. 100%…fuck 'em. They’ll last one week. Maybe two. And when they quit their bullshit, make it clear that we are diversifying our business partners making it easier to pull it from them again anytime they let Trump open is fucking mouth.

    Hold our resources hostage against them.

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      I mean, if we play all our cards at once, we have no cards left for the next thing, and in the process that might raise enough American political to invade for real.

      It should be and I think is all on the table, though, and I have no problem with it if they want to escalate, because we also need to raise political will to sever our ties for good.

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        we have no cards left for the next thing,

        That’s the game, he’s bleeding you for cards.

        If he’s going to attack you, he’ll bleed you first. There is no appeasing him permanently.

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          We have a deep deck (which is part of why playing the whole thing at once would be kinda nutty). Like every day someone mentions a new way to screw with them I hadn’t thought of.

          Nobody is talking appeasement anymore, even Danielle Smith is getting muted about it. The question is how to help Trump ruin himself the best, politically and economically.

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        It’s not Mutually Assured Destruction though. It’s not even retaliatory. If Canada were to immediately stop all exports to the US and pivot to an EU/China based economy the fallout would disproportionately affect the US. The key to this is that Canada is the smaller and more insular trading partner.

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        It’s a very complex subject that is difficult to solve

        In a sane world, I agree with you. But we’re dealing with a man who himself doesn’t realise its complexity and only understands strategies that are “blunt and absurd”.

        We can use as nuanced and soft-toed strategies all we want and he’ll never get it through his orange head.

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          Yes, we’re dealing with a madman. You’re suggesting we act just like him. No, harming more people voluntarily is not the answer.

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            (not canadian, or american; take that as you will)

            not acting like him: acting in retaliation with measures that hurt the US more than canada… things like IP and copyright protections, digital services, etc

            his blanket measures don’t take into account trade that’s largely beneficial to US companies - they’re stupid blunt instrument crap because thought is too hard… trump hurt himself in his confusion

            retaliating in precise ways can extract value from the US without harming the canadian economy nearly as much

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              As I saw someone link yesterday, John Bolton (noted warmongering piece of shit) said he was in the room during Trump round one when people were trying to explain tariffs to him. Bolton says he was unable to comprehend.

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                absolutely… and in those hands they can still be a damaging weapon, but they’ll never be as powerful as someone who knows how to wield them correctly. brains can win, or at least provide a formidable fight… but no matter what, both sides will feel pain

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        The destruction is mutual, but not assured and total (total just didn’t make it into the acronym). Nuclear war isn’t a good analogy.

        Basically, do we want to continue relying on the US, or not? Not doing so has a cost, but we might not have a choice. Canada can survive without the US, if in a slightly poorer form.

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          I worry that Canada will not be able to export efficiently due to lack of port infrastructure, especially on the Pacific Coast. Massive industrial ports are expensive and take years to bring online.

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            Y’know, if you’re willing to make a few small concessions on who is ultimately in control of your country, I know this great authoritarian dictatorship that’s been investing in new port infrastructure projects all around the world.

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            Yes, me too. It’s really hard to find information on how much extra capacity there is, although I’ve seen indications it’s not zero.

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    He is factually not the dumbest man on earth. We can criticize without discrediting ourselves with unnecessary hyperbole

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    It’s all going to be used as an excuse to invade us. Oh look at Canada they made your lives more expensive. It’s Canada’s fault and once the people believe it, they’ll have their support and invade us.

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      they’ll have hell on their hands after an invasion, good luck defending that border or stopping the insurgency with so much wilderness.

      it would be Vietnam and Afghanistan rolled into one, but with easy strikes into their homeland.

      Let them try it, we will spur the collapse of their fascist empire

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      It would be an uphill battle. Yes Americans are overall less educated because they don’t invest in education and let their media spread lies unchecked but invading Canada is a big leap (for now).

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    All this could have been avoided if one guy had slightly better aim.

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      The guy had a pretty good aim. It was down to luck.

      I think the shittier part of this is that if that whole thing hadn’t happened, Trump might have not won. He got the best PR of his whole campaign during that one minute.

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        Eh he was gonna win whether or not that happened. It helped his image certainly, but he was already well on the way to winning and Biden was already increasingly unpopular.

        If the guy actually shot him we probably would have been okay though cuz I don’t think Vance has the same pull with the Maga base

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    How!? How is this guy allowed to be President!? 🤬 This is every time I see him speak and says anything!

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    Bankrupting his country like he did with all his businesses, including a casino. Notoriously difficult to bankrupt.

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    I like that Trudeau announced he was fucking leaving and before he could get his ass out the door and let someone else take the lead, all this shit happens because Trump was elected.

    What a fucking circus.

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    Speech from Trudeau gave me “we’re at war” vibes.

    It’s incredible at which speed things are falling apart.

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      They’re only falling apart because trump took a wrecking ball to them.

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    Come on now, calling Trump the dumbest man on Earth is doing a great disservice to JD Vance who has put in an enormous amount of effort this last year to pip him at the post.