Typical askreddit post, lol.
Would you [moderately be inconvenienced for a somewhat long-ish time] for [ridiculous amount of money]?
Right up there with all the “have you ever sexy sexed the sexything? Would you if a sexyperson was involved?”
“What’s the sexiest sex you’ve ever sexed”
right up there with “Women of reddit: do you like [absolutely generic and traditionally handsome trait or article of clothing] on men?”
Ladies, do you like guys with visible mustard stains on their shirt?
I heard that paired with loud chewing noises is sure to attract a fine femoid
I’d wait until 23:58 to make my decision and then go for $19 because who knows what can happen in 2 seconds
2 minutes?
You think he has time to count that many numbers? He’s got $19 to spend!
Can I borrow against the 7 billion? Ill find someone to lend me 1 million today and ill give them 2 million tomorrow
Zamn 100% daily interest
Both. First timeline I take the billion, invented time travel and enter the second timeline to go get the $19 too.
I’m about to go to sleep. I’ll sleep better knowing I have $19, but probably wouldn’t sleep at all knowing $7 billion is showing up tomorrow. I don’t think I’m cut out for the billionaire life, but I’m prepared to try.
7B in funds managed by Situationally Unaware
so $0?
19 dollar fortnite card, who wants it?
And yes im giving it away
I’m getting $7,000,000,019. How? Well I take the $19 right now for starters. Then I spend the next 24 hours trying to think of a plan to secure the 7B as well.
$19 right now. Then I have it right now. Tomorrow never comes so I wouldn’t get that 7B.
Umm… I think tomorrow came already
Tick. tick, tick people. Let’s go, now! There may not be another tomorrow. /s
delayed gratification is only unlocked when you have over 250 iq (which I have) so I pick
A bird in hand is worth 2 in the bush. Boom now I have 14 billion dollars
I can wait til tomorrow. 🤷♂️
I dunno, I could really go for a pizza right now…
Always take the lump sum!
