I can explain. The kid ordered everything on theirs, the parent ordered nothing but meat, rice, sour cream, cheese, and extra victim complex.
Ratlimit is a notorious ragebaiter, the posts are actually quite good IMO when you know they’re bait
Noted , thanks!
Wh… where can I get one of those?
Yeah I felt the same way. My puzzle senses tingled when I first saw it
The constipation-inator.
Toppings and complex flavor profiles are a gateway to other forms of complexity, like complex thought and self-awareness. Dad doesn’t want that kind of liberal propaganda being fed to him.
I know we’re joking but like I swear there’s at least a little actual true to this
There’s a lot of truth to it. I have a brother who won’t eat anything that looks too “foreign.”
Unless it course it’s one of those things that someone’s actually convinced him to try and he liked, so it forever achieves “one of the good ones” status…
If he’s so liberal, how come his burrito is on the right, hmm?
Turning point burritos…
…tacos Al pastor?
As a queer liberal millennial and a professional carpenter who may present very clearly either way depending on context, I would like to point out that the cops also do this but the other way around. You win some, you lose some.
Dude, I love “good ole boy” camo. When I’m working I drive a big F350 filled with shovels and rakes and implements of destruction, wear boots and work pants, and generally blend into the blue collar landscape of semi rural Maine. And it’s so fun to watch somebody’s face change when they realize I don’t hate trans people or Mexicans or libruls, and even better when it dawns on them that I in fact, think they’re the disgusting ones.
You’re checking a lot of intersections there, I bet you get massive burritos.
If I play my cards right, I can get the big burrito AND get let off with a warning. I just can’t wear cute shorts while committing acts of mischief, and washing up before hitting the taco shack may be advised.
How do you think they got the name double dongle? 😏
“visibly liberal” == no hat?
This tshirt
Or this one?
I’d like to throw my entry into the ring
That shirt goes hard
Well I’m too lazy to find it for a picture but there’s also this JER shirt I’ll throw in to the ring.
I dunno man, I see a lot of conservative Republicans out there that also love cock.
Yes yes but they campaign cock=bad in public, but do cock=good in private
Grindr crashes during every GOP convention apparently.
This is just baseless slander.
Gay people are way better at IT than that. Maybe it crashed the first time. But I’m sure their capacity management team are more than ready to take huge loads now.
I know you kid, but I saw news stories about it crashing during multiple events, and I halfway think they decided not to reinforce the network to prevent it, lol.
They love it only if it’s poking out of a glory hole.
Probably a woman
I’m sure they had dyed hair and/or facial piercings
Don’t act like you don’t know.
That’s a burrito? From the opened bit, I thought it was a big russet potato.
That’s a particular kind of wrap. Or at least particularly prepared.
If you get a burrito in that wrap you know you’re in for a good time followed by at least several hours of groaning and hating yourself. Then wanting another.
followed by at least several hours of groaning and hating yourself
What the hell are they putting in their food?
Not a lot of self control, I can tell you that.
is that a rock?
care to explain?
Yeah. You should eat it.
I know this is a shitpost, but here’s the explanation: you can’t force people to like you.
You may get off on power trips going to businesses where people aren’t allowed to deny you service or return bad attitude in kind, but everywhere else you’re a $1000/hour with a forty hour minimum payment in advance work starts after the check clears kind of guy.
The burrito artist took pity on your fat ass.
Clearly Chipotle thought your liberal son can handle more meat than you.
“Visibly liberal”, AKA: younger, healthier weight, healthier skin, doesn’t look like a leather bag that was forgotten in the sun?
I think if you don’t immediately start shooting into the air when you walk in that’s a big giveaway
Left just got a meat burrito, right actually asked for stuff?
No rice, no beans, beef with red sauce. wtf why isn’t my burrito with one ingredient huge??
None of that foreign stuff for me! Why does my food taste like bland shit?
Went to Chipotle with my wife a few years back (I dont really care for it, pretty bland) and this is the same sort of disparity between mine (left) and hers (right). Also I’m considerably more left than she is, for what that is worth.
Thank you!
I have friends that absolutely love Chipotle. I can’t understand it. It’s so over rated and just… bland, like you said. I’m glad I’m not the only one.
Explained: Fascist is a lower class.
Damn I want a burrito now
Edit: unexpectedly delightful news. Costco now has low-carb burritos (regular burritos mess up my diabeetus) that are actually pretty decent. Mission accomplished.
Be sure to dress visibly liberal!
